She is a fat, unpleasant woman.
Portrayal[]
In Judylan- Played by the ZPD drill sergeant
About Her[]
She is an arranger of marriages.
Transcript with Matchmaker[]
- Matchmaker: "Fa Mulan."
- Mulan: Present.
- Matchmaker: Speaking without permission.
- Mulan: Oops.
- Grandmother Fa: Who spit in her bean curd?
- Matchmaker: Hmm. Too skinny. Hmph. Not good for bearing sons. [chirping] Retice the final admonition. [muffled chirping] Well? [chirping]
- Mulan: Fulfil your duties camly and respectfully. Um, reflect before you snack. Act! This shall bring you honor and glory. [sighs]
- Matchmaker: Hmm. This way. Now, pour the tea. To please your future in-laws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity... and refinement. You must also be poised.
- Mulan: Um, pardon me.
- Matchmaker: And silent! [sniffs] Ah!
- Mulan: Could I just take that back? [grunting] One moment. [screaming] [gasping]
- Matchmaker: Why, you clumsy... [chirping] Whoo! Whoo! [fire sizzling] [screaming] [screaming louder]
- Grandmother Fa: I think it's going well, don't you?
- Matchmaker: Put it out! Put it out! Put it out! [panting] You are a disgrace! You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!